Sideline Chatter: But if he doesn't lower ERA soon, he might get sent down to smaller bedroom

And you thought getting booed was rough?

"My wife had an odd way of comforting my son after a rough pitching outing yesterday," tweeted Rangers broadcaster C.J. Nitkowski, who had an 18-32 record as an MLB lefty. " 'Well, at least you still get to live in our house. When dad pitched bad we usually had to move.'"