What, you think it's easy de-icing the kicker?
As retired Colts punter Pat McAfee _ who also doubled as Adam Vinatieri's holder _ told ESPN: "Before every kick I viewed it as my job being his caddie to kind of keep it light. No matter what the situation is, I'm going to crack a joke.
"We'd talk about how bad the conditions were, or how beautiful the day was, or which drunk guy we're aiming for in the crowd behind the uprights."
