Show and Tell: Jeremy Dyson

Would you believe that this hideous structure, partway between a fairground and an abattoir is, in fact the Big Brother house. Andy Nyman and I went on Big Brother’s Little Brother to promote our tour. All I can tell you is that I’d be in the Diary Room within five minutes screaming to be let out Photograph: Jeremy Dyson

Here you see my daughter on a trip to Hesketh Farm. Once she’d found the mask in a gift shop she didn’t want to take it off and spent the whole journey home mooing Photograph: Jeremy Dyson

Ghost Stories is so scary it requires three directors. Here are the other two – my co-writer Andy Nyman and the brilliant Sean Holmes Photograph: Jeremy Dyson

The lovely Nick Burns (TV’s Nathan Barley) relaxing in Andy Nyman’s dressing room Photograph: Jeremy Dyson

In the production office of Count Arthur Strong’s Entertainment Game, a pilot I’m producing for the BBC Photograph: Jeremy Dyson

Oh no. Not again! Home is Yorkshire, but my current work projects are London-based. Whenever I can I go there and back in a day rather than stay over. This is me looking delighted to be getting up at 5.40am Photograph: Jeremy Dyson