High maintenance
Model Linda Evangelista is asking for $45,000-a-month in child maintenance from Francois-Henry Pinault, her ex-partner. When Pinault's lawyer asked how many hours she worked, Evangelista replied: "When I work it can be a 16-hour day. On days when I do not work, I am working on my image." Nice work if you can get it.
Taste impediment
The Sun and the Mirror celebrated the announcement of new England manager Roy Hodgson yesterday with front page headlines mocking his speech impediment. Classy.
You're knickers!
Londoner Tazviona Bhebe has been jailed for three years after he attempted to rob his local shop using the useless disguise of a pair of pants on his head.
Left to the imagination
Tom Ford's seasonal sauciness strikes again with a racy spring summer look book. Image 10 is not entirely helpful in showcasing his clothing, given that both models are naked.
Doh!
Simpsons fans may need consoling. Rumour is that the 23-year-old show could be coming to an end. Who feels old?
