Just one more question
The Holmes/Cruise divorce is settled, but one question still remains: why, in almost every picture of Suri Cruise, is she being carried by her mother? She's six! The children of the Beckhams, Jolie-Pitts etc manage to walk.
Slip up
Oh dear. Grazia says the slip dress, that ultimate 90s shape cut on the bias, pedalled by the likes of Ghost and cruelly demanding of a washboard stomach, is back. Leaving this one for the next generation.
Olympic feat
Paparazzi shots showed Formula One racing driver Lewis Hamilton leaving a nightclub at 4.10am on Monday … and carrying the Olympic torch at 6.30am. Give the guy a medal.
Late-breaking news
Adele is pregnant. You knew that, sure. But seven months pregnant? Well hidden, well played.
Rain stops play
It was meant to showcase a Kylie Minogue/Jason Donovan duet, but today's 80s Hit Factory concert in Hyde Park, London, has been cancelled owing to the wet weather. Can't they move it to Wimbledon and put the roof on?
