For sale
English Heritage spent £10m renovating Apethorpe Hall, but forgot to put a bathroom in any of the 48 rooms. Still, it's a bargain at £2.5m.
TB. Again
It wasn't the former PM's overactive hands that grabbed our attention yesterday. It was his weird two-tone hair. Grey, overlaced with ginger wisps.
Saucy
MIT engineers have invented a non-stick ketchup bottle. Finally, an end to unsightly squeezy bottles.
Supersize it
Almost completed: the world's largest super yacht, which is set to be more than 180m long. Roman Abramovich won't be happy. His boat, Eclipse, is a cramped 164m.
Cozy days
Joules, usually the go-to for "quirky" wellies, is expanding into homeware this August. Invest in this green throw - these balmy summer nights will be over soon.
