Mr Nice
Most trolls cause misery online. Not @ThPositiveTroll, who spreads tweets of joy, such as: "Yo @SarraHoy a-Hoy, Hoy, Lady Hoy, could you pass on some positivity to the Sir of the house for today?"
Root to success
Beetroot juice wins you medals. Four-time gold-winning Paralympian David Weir (AKA the Weirwolf) reportedly swears by the stuff.
Tunnel vision
Eurostar's latest campaign ("bring something interesting back") pays tribute to inventions that originated in France … the perfect excuse for yet another gratuitous bra shot, then.
Cruise control
The Church of Scientology was never going to take Vanity Fair's article about Tom Cruise lying down. A rambling seven-page response from its lawyers has just been published online.
Come again?
Seb Coe made his final pitch for a post-London 2012 political job at the Paralympics closing ceremony. Anyone else notice his recycled anecdote about the 7/7 doctor turned gamesmaker? He related it in a BBC interview after the Olympics.
