She's here, she's there, she's Evarywhere

Who is the hardest working reporter on Fleet Street? Today's answer would have to be Eva Simpson, who started at the London Paper today as assistant editor. But open up today's Daily Mirror and there she is, valiantly toiling away in her old gig on the paper's 3am gossip column. Eva, what is your secret? Are you teleporting between the two? Or using the Hogwarts Floo network? Or has the Mirror been slightly tardy in removing your old byline?