SPOILER ALERT: Everything that follows below is about the post credit scene from She-Hulk episode 1. If you haven’t watched it and you’re interested in watching it, please go watch it before you read this.
“CAPTAIN AMERICA FUUUUUU-.” And there we have it, y’all. We finally have our answer.
For years and years and years, Marvel Cinematic Universe fans have been discussing one thing: Whether Captain America was a virgin or not. This has easily become one of the most divisive (and hilarious) debates about MCU canon.
We know Cap spent his post-freeze years mostly defending the world. He didn’t really have time to settle into any love interests. We think maybe there was a spark there with Natasha Romanov. And, clearly, there was something there with Sharon Carter — the niece of the love interest he left behind in the past.
But it’s pretty clear he never knocked boots with any of them. So if not then, when?
Well, we’ve got an answer, folks. She-Hulk just gave it to us.
Spoilers for She-Hulk episode 1
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LMAOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CAPTAIN AMERICA FUCKS #SheHulk pic.twitter.com/Z1AGrybpbc— Jack (-_•) (@captaincupkicks) August 18, 2022
ROGERS DID IT, Y’ALL. Apparently, it was with someone on a 1943 USO tour back in his heyday. Not sure who it was or when it happened, but apparently he told Bruce Banner that it actually happened.
Shouts to Jen Walters and her savvy legal skills for coaxing Banner into admitting this. And also shoutout to her for giving us this.
"CAPTAIN AMERICA FU–"#SheHulk pic.twitter.com/km0CYkS0iY
— @ogvouchcarti/tiktok (@StevenReyes27) August 18, 2022
Just hilarious stuff. Everybody absolutely lost it after sceing this.
Captain America in every city during the USO bond tour pic.twitter.com/pwmwiHyIRz
— Oluwajomiloju (@JomiAdeniran) August 18, 2022
I CANNOT EXPRESS MY SHEER JOY AT THIS https://t.co/K0QU7FFveY
— 🦄🌈 Heather Lynn (she/they) (@realheatherlynn) August 19, 2022
I swear this scene way so hilarious 😂 https://t.co/rACNLoInGV
— Heineken #WeStandWithJoJo (@westandwithjojo) August 19, 2022
THIS SHOW ANSWERED SO MANY QUESTIONS ON IT'S FIRST EP OMAYGOD https://t.co/tDLiLonWtu
— ian | OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS (@bigmaclovin69) August 19, 2022
Captain America fu— 😂💚💚 pic.twitter.com/nr91REThfn
— Alexis (@_Alexis__Alexis) August 18, 2022
"CAPTAIN AMERICA FUUUUU—"#SheHulk's first post credit scene is by far one of the BEST & FUNNIEST we've gotten in awhile! pic.twitter.com/3RGArpqatb
— Evan W.🎬 (@0fficialPME) August 19, 2022
Chris Evans watching post credit scene in #SheHulk be like: pic.twitter.com/MXH5ne5oL7
— steve 🇺🇦 (@ixendrix) August 18, 2022
#SheHulk
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THE POST CREDIT SCENE- IM SPEECHLESS pic.twitter.com/1vUBiqK058— P | fitzsimmons' daughta (@avengersxwanda) August 18, 2022
Spoilers for She-Hulk episode 1
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LMFAO I LOVE THIS POST CREDIT SCENE
Captain America fu——!
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#SheHulk #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw pic.twitter.com/55WROdkucA— Anthony S (@StraderZane) August 18, 2022
This is the best Marvel’s post credit scene 2022.😂🤣Chapter Closed. #SheHulk pic.twitter.com/DlovWQtYlj
— PΣRUTH∇ΔΠΣSSΔ᯽ (@PeruthVanessa2) August 18, 2022
Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo even had a little fun with this one.
Sorry bro. It was under extreme duress.
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) August 18, 2022
This was fantastic. More, please.
