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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Technology
Charles Arthur

Set phasers to 'tumble dry low'

As the folk over at Blogger Buzz remark, There should be more fictional blogging. They suggest you check out Jean-Luc Picard's blog:

A vital part of engineering has broken down on the Enterprise.

It's the laundry machine.



Of course there's already the Samuel Pepys blog, though of course that involves time travel in a different direction, and is about real-life events. "Fictional" should really be blogs by people (or similar) who don't really exist. Yoda's blog like to read we might, although translation need it also would or else spectacularly annoying become certainly would it to read.

Though surely someone must have done Captain James T. Kirk's blog? With the emphasis on particular words in a sentence where you don't... expect them?

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