Send them to the Tower...

No heads rolled at ITV over the Deloitte report, but could that change? Monkey only asks as ITV is holding its Christmas party at... The Tower of London. Dress code for the do on December 17 is black or white, and the theme is "I Spy". Apparently the party will include casino tables. So ITV staff can gamble with fake money. As opposed to viewers' dosh? The cheery invitation adds: "Notwithstanding press comments, Christmas is on!" Not for some of its staff it isn't. Monkey hears that only permanent staff or those on "Schedule D and fixed-term contracts" that last up until December 17 can go to the party. Which means there are a few Cinderellas who've worked all year at ITV but whose contracts end just before then who will not be going to the ball. Bah, humbug.