Cheeky Scots can declare their love to their significant other with a witty Dominic Cummings themed anniversary message.
Poking fun at the scandal surrounding the Prime Minister’s senior aide, card company Thortful have designed a hilarious card that reads: “I love you to Durham and back.”
For the less romantically inclined, they’ve created a second one following the chief-of-staff's disastrous interview on Monday.
The latest designs follow a major political row after adviser Cummings travelled to his parents property in Durham despite fears he had the coronavirus in March.
Defending his breach of the lockdown rules, the PM’s chief-of-staff gave a car crash press conference where he refused to apologise for his actions.
He also, bizarrely, claimed that he went for a test drive with his wife and young son to check his eyesight was okay after it became impaired during his illness.
Not escaping the political humour of Thortful, Boris Johnson also now features on their website after his somewhat confusing advice during the Covid-19 pandemic.
With a cartoon of the Tory leader on the front, the birthday greeting reads: “Have a happy birthday. Go out. But stay in. Go sunbathe. No, don’t. Eat cake or not. Stay home. Or go out.
“But don’t. Have a good birthday. Actually. Don’t. Stay alert. But not at home. Actually, yes but only at home. Sunbathe. Go to work. Have you birthday in phase 3. Maybe."
