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First Dog on the Moon

Say merry Christmas without the carbon-based doodads. Download a First Dog on the Moon card

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Stage-three tax cuts! Just what I always wanted! Download one of First Dog on the Moon’s Christmas cards. Illustration: First Dog on the Moon/The Guardian

So this is Christmas! And what have we done? It’s the end of the world! No time for that – there’s only a few shopping days until Jesus’s birthday. We have presents to buy and love to show. You can’t be giving your loved ones filthy carbon-based gifts in the Anthropocene, so here’s a carbon-neutral gift idea! No coal-based plastic doodads. Give them a virtual gift that shows how much you care about them and the world and the JOURNALISTIC TRUTH! These hand-designed Christmas cards don’t just say “I love you”, they also say “I love independent media – and now you do too.”

Simply choose the card you want, download it and send it in an email – OR you can print it out and make a real live greenhouse gas-emitting card to write on. Don’t worry, for every card you email or download and print, you promise to donate to the Guardian and also plant a tree. Thanks!

First Dog on the Moon’s Christmas card.

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First Dog on the Moon’s Christmas card. 2023.
First Dog on the Moon’s Christmas card. Illustration: First Dog on the Moon/The Guardian

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