BOY OF THE DAY
Isaiah Brown, the second-youngest player in Premier League history after coming on for West Brom against Wigan at 16 years and 117 days. Wigan, promoted to the top flight for the first time in May 2005 and still clinging on, have now been there for 48.96% of his life.
RUNNER-UP
Real Madrid great Alfredo Di Stefano, at the age of 86, is young only in his own mind (and presumably also that of his 36-year-old bride-to-be, Gina González). "I am in love and I am marrying Gina," the five-time European Cup-winner said. "I am 86 but I have a young heart."
TOP TIMING
Billy Davies, Nottingham Forest's manager, held his post-match press conference at 10.45am, two hours before kick-off. He said he would have "bigger fish to fry" after Forest's season-defining game against Leicester, but he did reveal that if Forest did make the play-offs he was "very confident in the squad", and if they didn't he "can't wait to get to the summer". His wait was over by 2.30pm.
CHANT OF THE DAY
"Que sera, sera, we're going to Shrewsbury" - Wolves fans at Brighton, after their side went a goal down within five minutes.
FRISSON OF THE DAY
The frisson of excitement you get when live coverage cuts to a split screen to show a goal (or fans reacting to a goal) elsewhere. Priceless.
GIRL OF THE DAY
Southampton's Jason Puncheon was up all night awaiting the birth of his daughter, and still managed to stay awake through 80 goalless minutes at White Hart Lane. Quite a day for the forward: having witnessed a baby arrive, he then saw Gareth Bale ease through his side's defence.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It's been a rock and roll rollercoaster, or whatever you want to call it," Watford's Gianfranco Zola on the Championship finale.
ANSWERED QUESTION
Is winter over? Not if you ask Newcastle's Cheik Tioté, who started yesterday's match at West Ham – in May, with thermometers reading 16.3C at kick-off – with his gloves on. He took them off in the second half after temperatures soared above 17C.
