'Santi Cauz restores Arsenal Christmas spirit,' cheers Andrew Howard.Photograph: Photomontage'Wenger wished upon a 'shooting' star and the heavens answered,' hallelujahs Matt Barwick. Photograph: Photomontage'Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.' Well I think there's a Rain Man resemblance, parps Rob Snook. Photograph: Photomontage
'Santi was a little disappointed to find he'd signed for Arsenal's Subbuteo team,' sniggers Tom Doig.Photograph: Caspar Benson/Corbis'Erm, I was going to make a derisive joke about Cazorla but he’s bagged me so many fantasy football points that it just wouldn’t feel right,' says Gareth Roberts in his Billy Bob Thornton-inspired effortPhotograph: PhotomontagePipcullz just wanted an excuse to practise his Christmas card photoshopping skillsPhotograph: Photomontage'It''s gonna happen,' sighs Ashley TemplePhotograph: Photomontage'Even a defender as powerful as Gandalf can't stop the little magician working his magic,' conjures Lloyd Durbin.Photograph: guardian.co.uk"With my muscle and your brains we’ll father a team that will startle the world!!!" says Lukas Podolski, via Cesar Souto.Photograph: guardian.co.uk'A nasty boy stole my Fabregas,' by Haydn Mullineux.Photograph: guardian.co.uk
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