Samuel Eto'o | The Gallery

'A (Stamford) Bridge Eto'o Far,' chuckles Daniel Pitchford Photograph: Photomontage

'Samuel, et tu?' Shakespeares Sanil Pandit Photograph: Photomontage

'He's a wreckin' ball,' reckons John O'Donnell Photograph: Photomontage

'Here's my Breaking Bad themed entry,' tootles Adam Harvey Photograph: Photomontage

'Having failed to secure Wayne Rooney, José was force to scour the reduced section for items close to their sell by date,' honks Travis Highrise Photograph: Photomontage

'Samuel Eto'o trying to find his spiritual home, with the help of José Mourinho,' parps Peter Shaw Photograph: Photomontage

'Chelsea do it clean as they bring on yet another dancing horse,' hoots 80s post-punk Liverpool band fanatic Marcial Laviña Photograph: Photomontage

'If the comic book featuring Samuel Eto'o as a boy is to be an inspiration to young kids dreaming of how to make it as a footballer, then the follow-up version with an older Samuel would surely be a great guidebook for the garden variety Premier League footballer,' offers Mike Taylor in this busy effort Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Photomontage

'Although lacking Punch, parts of Samuel’s performance were considered eggcellent,' guffaws Mark Ireland Photograph: Photomontage

'Jo’s new beau is big blow for Fernando,' toots Gareth Roberts Photograph: Photomontage

'I think we know which picture goes into the above comic book autobiography,' chortles Kyle Norbury Photograph: Photomontage

'Eto'o wont make much difference at Stanford Bridge this season. Sadly he's no longer the player he once was,' reckons Louis Ross, riffing on a 1980 South African comedy that makes this the most random Gallery entry of the season Photograph: Photomontage