It's not difficult to see why we're all absolutely fascinated by Pep Guardiola.
The man was a brilliant footballer, he's a tactical genius, he's so cool he makes the infamous 'coatigan' look good and he comes out with some proper funny lines.
Manager press conferences can often be dry affairs, strewn with overused clichés and boring answers - but not on Pep's watch.
The Manchester City boss has a habit of making his pressers almost as entertaining as his team, and we've taken a look back at the moments that meant he made an instant impression during his first Premier League season of 2016/17.
City might have ended that campaign without a trophy, but if press conference gongs had been handed out Pep would have cleaned up.
"It's impossible to play good football if you don't make good sex"
Guardiola's a very colourful character and he's certainly not afraid of touching on subjects other Premier League bosses may consider somewhat taboo when speaking in front of a room full of journalists.
During the early months of his City reign, Guardiola was forced to laugh off Samir Nasri's claim that he banned players from having sex after midnight. In fact, not only did he deny such a claim, well, we'll let the great man explain himself...
"It's impossible to play good football if you don't make good sex with your partner. It's impossible," he said.
"I will never ban to do that. They have to do that. As much as [they] do it, [they will be] better players."
I mean, ermmm, yeah.
This has all gone a bit weird, hasn't it? Let's move on.
"John Stones has huge b***s"
Yep, having swiftly moved on because it got a bit awkward we're now here. Great stuff.
Very much like Guardiola, John Stones' move to City didn't come without its teething problems. The England defender found the weight of a £47.5million price tag a little too heavy at times and was regularly singled out for criticism.
After watching his side grab a 1-1 draw with Liverpool in March 2017, Guardiola was asked about the performance of Stones and he certainly didn't hold back.
"John Stones has more personality than all of us here together in this room. More b***s than everyone here. *makes odd cupping gesture with both hands*
"I like those players, I love them. Under pressure people criticise him, I am delighted to have John, with all his huge amount of mistakes he has, I love him.
"I love these kinds of guys with this personality. It is not easy to play central defender with this manager, it's not easy. They have to defend 40 metres behind and make build-up play, so it's not easy, that's why I admire my central defenders."
Yep, moving swiftly on once again...
"What are tackles"
Don't worry, this one is safe, I promise.
Having watched City fall to defeat away at Leicester, Guardiola was told by a reporter that his side failed to complete a single successful challenge in the opening 35 minutes of the game.
Enough to make any manager absolutely furious, right?
"I don't train the tackles. Everyone is trying to play good and score more so what's tackles?" he responded.
"You have to win the duels but normally when you play good you win a lot of tackles. After four minutes it's 2-0 and the players are saying 'what's going on, what happened?' and it's not easy for them.
"Yes, it's another aspect of football but in the end, we're not going to win or lose because of tackles."
No wonder he thinks Stones has a lot of character if he's constantly being lambasted for failing to do a job he's not trained to do.
"I am so happy"
Okay, so this one wasn't actually a press conference but we couldn't possibly miss out the maddest of the lot.
Many of Guardiola's more memorable interviews have come in the aftermath of his side failing to win, yet City's 2-1 win against Burnley in January 2017 saw Pep produce one of his most iconic Premier League moments yet.
Answers like "yeah" and "yeah, that's true" had us on the edge of our seats. Seriously, what was he up to?
Granted, City were expected to beat Burnley at home, but having been reduced to 10 men after just 32 minutes they did brilliantly to see out the win, so why did Guardiola turn up for his post-match interview with a face like of thunder?
This was soon picked up by the BBC interviewer as he told Guardiola he didn't look too happy, to which Pep responded: "More than you believe, more than you believe I am happy. I am so happy believe me, happy New Year."
Season's greetings from a man who looks like he could ram the microphone down your throat at any moment must be a little unnerving.
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