Samir Nasri

'Sylvester Stallone anticipates his new addition to the Rocky franchise will be a 2011 box office blockbuster.' James Yorston gets the ball rolling Photograph: Public Domain

'I love you Samir!' – just like Deirdre, Wenger was willing to go the extra mile to keep his man in England – Allan North's Coronation Street memory is impressive Photograph: Public Domain

'Must be a cup game' – Paul Agius reflects on rotation at the Emirates Photograph: Public Domain

'Na na nanana nananananana SAMI NASARI, NAS-A-RI, SAMI NASRI.' Lorcan Fox gets the chant going in everyone's head Photograph: Public Domain

'Nasri's eye for the target has stretched further than the pitch' says Peter Briers Photograph: Public Domain

'"I'M NOT THE NEW ZIDANE, OK?" after Super Mario Balotelli asks Nasri "Who is Jack Wilshere"'. This effort is courtesy of the ToonArmy MIA (NUFC in Miami). No really Photograph: Public Domain

'The tiny fellow soon became everybody's favourite' titters Paul Bradley Photograph: Public Domain

'Samir is a keen student of the history of fashion trends' – Andrew Ferguson starts with the snood riffing Photograph: Public Domain

'Nasri cashed in on the winter's most talked about craze ... but Keano remained less than impressed – don't get him started!' Ross Clayton thinks real men stay warm Photograph: Public Domain

To the tune of When I'm Cleaning Windows:
'Defenders they just seem to stop,
I always catch 'em on the hop,
Arsène's jaw appears to drop,
When I'm skinnin' fullbacks'
Thanks to the musically inclined Carl Creek Photograph: Public Domain

'Well, he does, doesn’t he? Ever so slightly.' Jason Froggett suggests what everyone except the Gallery was thinking – Samir Nasri is Michael McIntyre Photograph: Public Domain

'Halfway through this I realized I got cock a snook mixed up with cock a snood,' admits Pascal Hervey Photograph: Public Domain

'"Do you have anything on tonight?" "No, not a thing." "You'll catch cold."' Paul Berry raises a smile Photograph: Public Domain

'Even in Las Vegas, Sami found the winters too cold,' says Shaun Wainstein Photograph: Public Domain

'Despite his own less than subtle taste in neck gear, Monsieur T took offence at the cut of Nasri's jib,' guffaws Patrick Spragg   Photograph: Public Domain