Herald Sun
Real Housewives of Melbourne
depict Elmo with his mouth agape, overcome with shock, covering the face of a human being
tassels and tiebacks
landlord performs the “exciting” act of increasing your rent
15 blown glass spheres in shades of teal
10 “decoratively patterned” spheres
are having a big sook because they need to sell loads of expensive shit which won’t fit into their new Toorak mansion, which they purchased for about $43 million.
Thoughts, prayers, feelings and commiserations. Put your antique candelabras out in solidarity.
Per the , Chemist Warehouse founder Gance will be selling a truly ludicrous collection of items which includes art, furniture, carpets, mirrors and chandeliers through Gibson’s Auctioneers.
Former star Roach told the publication the auction brought a tear to her eye.
“[The] art we couldn’t fit into [the new] house … it wasn’t the right size,” she said.
“A lot of it makes you cry when it goes to auction.
“There’s this fabulous chandelier, but it only takes candles. [Sam] paid something ridiculous for it.”
Oh, to be filthy rich and mourning the sale of paintings which . It’s a fantastic life for some, but some of us are too busy comparing egg prices at Woolies. Sorry!
For the curtain enthusiast, a stupendous collection of will also be going under the hammer. From gold and blue to salmon and cream, there’s truly a tassel for everyone. If you don’t have curtains, don’t fret! Such decorative objects can also be used to wipe away your tears when your .
If the thought of a good sphere sends you hog-wild then hold thy horses because Gance is selling not one, but two lots of balls. Purists will enjoy the group of , while this set of is perfect for the more ornate ball-lover in your life. Maybe you can delicately roll them around on the floor like a medieval child playing with marbles because it’s the only form of entertainment you can afford thanks to the cozzie livs.
I think I speak on behalf of the nation when I say it was brave for these true blue Aussie battlers to share their heartbreaking story. Please keep them in your prayers.
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