George Galloway looks more and more like the Scarlet Pimpernel every passing day. Constituents seek him here, politicians they seek him there, but he's still in the Celebrity Big Brother house and he ain't coming out any time soon.
In what could have been a cannily conniving move, if you happen to be a conspiracy theorist, he broke the Big Brother rule on discussing nominations with Preston, and lo and behold landed them the job of naming the next eviction nominations as a 'punishment'.
Between them Gorgeous George and Preston placed Rula Lenska, Traci Bingham and Maggot on Friday night's hitlist. And since their diary room discussions were broadcast to the whole house, it is probably safe to say that the flame-haired Pole won't be letting the MP lick pretend cream from her lap again.
Difficult one this: you get the impression Maggot spends his life of sitting around smoking and isn't bothered if he does it in the Big Brother house or back home in the valleys; Rula is now giving Pete Burns a run for his money in the shock-haired, chain-smoking bitch stakes; and Traci's Californian dumb act is wearing exceedingly thin. I'm all for Traci following Faria out of the house. What say you?
And when Pete finally leaves the house, how will the world regard him after all the shenanigans over his coat?