Stephen Garman's effort is too deep for us (which is a polite way of saying we don't really understand it)Photograph: n/a"There'll be none of this Tractor Boys business now Keane is in charge, it's manual labour all the way," chuckles Thomas Nycz-Losi Photograph: n/aAh, here's Triggs (well, an Andrex puppy masquerading as Triggs anyway). "After six months of constant companionship, Keane finds it hard to leave the dog at home," titters Adam HarveyPhotograph: n/a
"In order to communicate with his team more effectively next season Keane is introducing a series of hand-signals," writes Mat Owen. "Here we see the boys practising the one that means 'show more feckin’ aggression'. Also affectionately known as the 'V' for Vieira sign"Photograph: n/aRob Moline sent in five – five! – entries along these lines. This is probably the pick, we reckon. For anyone not as familiar with agricultural machinery as Rob clearly is, it's a tractor jokePhotograph: n/aWe're not entirely sure what Roy has got to do with Kim and Aggie, but Daniel Wallis clearly isPhotograph: n/a"I used to like Ipswich Town until Roy Keane took charge. I guess you could say I’m now an ex-tractor fan," bom-tishes Howard JonesPhotograph: n/a"Roy was furious to find out that while he was busy working, Triggs had fallen in with the Ipswich party crowd," chortles Paul BerryPhotograph: n/a"A match-up next season that will undoubtedly be 'Keane-ly' contested," parps Rob Hall in a bid for the Bad Pun of the Week awardPhotograph: n/a"Mick McCarthy may have escaped Keane's clutches for now but he'll soon hunt him down," honks Thomas Nycz-Losi, a man with a finely-tuned sense of perspectivePhotograph: n/a"Roy's new gruelling training regime meant that his Tractor Boys always gave 600%," honks Tony HewittPhotograph: n/a"Well, he did say: "I'll be back," writes John O'ReillyPhotograph: n/a
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