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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport

Roy Keane

Roy Keane
Stephen Garman's effort is too deep for us (which is a polite way of saying we don't really understand it) Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"There'll be none of this Tractor Boys business now Keane is in charge, it's manual labour all the way," chuckles Thomas Nycz-Losi Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
Ah, here's Triggs (well, an Andrex puppy masquerading as Triggs anyway). "After six months of constant companionship, Keane finds it hard to leave the dog at home," titters Adam Harvey Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"In order to communicate with his team more effectively next season Keane is introducing a series of hand-signals," writes Mat Owen. "Here we see the boys practising the one that means 'show more feckin’ aggression'. Also affectionately known as the 'V' for Vieira sign" Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
Rob Moline sent in five – five! – entries along these lines. This is probably the pick, we reckon. For anyone not as familiar with agricultural machinery as Rob clearly is, it's a tractor joke Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
We're not entirely sure what Roy has got to do with Kim and Aggie, but Daniel Wallis clearly is Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"I used to like Ipswich Town until Roy Keane took charge. I guess you could say I’m now an ex-tractor fan," bom-tishes Howard Jones Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"Roy was furious to find out that while he was busy working, Triggs had fallen in with the Ipswich party crowd," chortles Paul Berry Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"A match-up next season that will undoubtedly be 'Keane-ly' contested," parps Rob Hall in a bid for the Bad Pun of the Week award Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"Mick McCarthy may have escaped Keane's clutches for now but he'll soon hunt him down," honks Thomas Nycz-Losi, a man with a finely-tuned sense of perspective Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"Roy's new gruelling training regime meant that his Tractor Boys always gave 600%," honks Tony Hewitt Photograph: n/a
Roy Keane
"Well, he did say: "I'll be back," writes John O'Reilly Photograph: n/a
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