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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Hadley Freeman

Romeo and Juliet, eat your fricking hearts out

Needless to say, we here at LiS are deeply upset and in total shock about the alleged

end of Kate Moss and Wotsisname's relationship. Happily, a new celebrity couple is in town to fill our aching maw of pain. Oh yes! It's a good'un!

Come on down, Pete Doherty (you're already excited, right?) and Coco Sumner, aka daughter of Sting and, more importantly, daughter of Trudie Styler.

Admittedly this is widely acknowledged to be one of the five omens foretelling the upcoming apocalypse.

Aside from that, we are VERY excited about this development

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