John O'Donnell gets straight to work with a Shakespeare theme … and does it wellPhotograph: Photomontage'Romelu is just the latest casualty of the wrath of John Terry,' honks Louis Ross Photograph: Photomontage"Big, Bad, Rom: kills 99% of all Mourinho's title hopes DEAD!" honks Simon GoodenoughPhotograph: Photomontage
'He's just happier down in the lower decks,' deadpans Frazer WilsonPhotograph: PhotomontageMatthew Hauke reckons José has arrested Lukaku's football developmentPhotograph: Photomontage'"It's a discrace! It's a discrace! It's an effing discrace …" that José let the new Drogba go,' screeches Angus Campbell Golding Photograph: PhotomontageMeanwhile Lee Van-Baaren reckons there may be a more 'out there' reason for Lukaku's failure to do the business at Chelsea Photograph: Photomontage'Romelu reveals a daring new tattoo to help staff at the Chelsea Hire Shop, sorry football club, keep track of his movements,' parps Tim Schinkel, rounding things offPhotograph: Photomontage
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