Rock bottom

Some people, it would seem, cannot get enough of a look at former 3am girl Jessica Callan's derriere. The Daily Mail has syndicated Callan's article lamenting her decision to get a tattoo on her tush and the accompanying picture that ran in the Independent features section on Tuesday and put them up on its website. But beware those Mail readers, who are never short of strong opinions, including this attempt at character assassination of poor Jess: "A university-educated girl of armorial background, by her own self-advertisement. If she behaves like a half-witted, vacuous slut, god help the 90% chav population who know no better." Ouch.