"Now he has graduated to the first team Van Persie takes his place on the wall of honor at the academy for the world’s best teams," guffaws Bruce CooperPhotograph: PhotomontageMarcial Laviña's effort doesn't really need explanationPhotograph: Photomontage"United's new injury record signing," tootles Paul Coleman. Photograph: Photomontage
"The Times They Are a-Changin?" parps Mark PickavantPhotograph: Photomontage"The Year of RVP," honks Bert Ayers. "Money well spent."Photograph: Photomontage"He listened to the what inside of him?" shrieks Gavin McCoyPhotograph: Photomontage"Bit of an overreaction, but I'm feeling pretty pissed off," rages Ben VellaPhotograph: Photomontage"United made a mistake and signed the RVP who turned up for Holland at the Euros," hee-haws Joe RichardsonPhotograph: Photomontage"Arsene Wenger says he had no choice in selling Robin van Persie to Manchester United..." toots Chris ReillyPhotograph: Photomontage"In a last minute deal, Arsenal got to keep Van Persie's angry face …" titters Patrick Spragg Photograph: Photomontage"New species discovered seen flying up the M1," chortles Patrick SpraggPhotograph: Photomontage"I want to break free.." warbles Paul BradleyPhotograph: Photomontage"Whilst the transfer rumour engine has been working overtime, Van Percy has remained a consumate professional when it comes to training," chuckles Richard Laignel Photograph: Photomontage"Holy transfer requests Batman!" honks Stewart Smith.Photograph: Photomontage"It's not about the money, money, money …" trills Benjamin CostelloPhotograph: Photomontage"Fergie having a laugh at Wengers expense," chuckles Tom Hopkins. Photograph: Photomontage
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