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The Guardian - UK
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Robin van Persie

Robin van Persie
"On this sort of form Robin beats the hell out of Henry," chortles Joseph Duca. Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
Dane Barclay's got a bit gory on us. "The king is dead, long live the king!" Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
"Holy-who needs Henry, Batman," parps our hero in Tom Williams's entry. "Some Joker has stolen my facemask!" Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
Approximately 5,000 of you tried this gag, but only Ian Hudson made it funny. Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
Robyn Forrest was another reader struck down by an inexplicable bout of TV nostalgia. "To be sure, 'Albert knows' whatever's in that soup has a mighty kick.' Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
He just makes Mark Nicholls feel so warm and safe inside. "Come with me if you want to win!" Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
"It's Robin Van Percy," honks Andrew Ferguson. "Sorry..." Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
"Eat your heart out Van Damme," snorts John Barry. Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
Ben Bennett wrote a long-winded caption for his entry, but it wasn't very funny. Neither's this, mind. Photograph: x
Robin van Persie
And it's more crime-fighting fun from Martin Myers. "With Bratman in Barcelonium the Gothenham villains thought they could steal a Champions League place. Luckily Commissioner Wenger could still call on Robin and his team of boy wonders." Photograph: x
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