Roberto Martínez

'Alas this is the last photo of the Wigan aninal mascot as he passed away at the final whistle.' Derek Amponsah Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Roberto "Wyclef" Martinez sings "Someone please call 9-1-won- (Ft Jermaine J.Blige) Ian Shackleford Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Risking the wrath of Hansen and DW, Martinez decides to pass it off as a freak. Jason Froggett Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Here's Thomas Nycz-Losi: 'Someone had to make the bumbling Spanish waiter joke. I'm just sorry it had to be me.' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Martínez needs a more consistent run of terrible results to become a truly awful football manager,' chuckles Jonathan Lancaster Photograph: guardian.co.uk

"Ex-Swans Manager regrets leaving the high-flying club." Al McCarley Photograph: guardian.co.uk

“Roberto is hoping he didn't use up his nine lives against Tottenham” Marc Nixon Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'... or just on the rocks. Either way, it all goes down well,' reckons Bob Basi Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Bobby's gonna have to explain to Dave that it wasn't all a dream. Marco Thomas Photograph: guardian.co.uk

After the success of the carling cup semi final win DVD, Spurs release a painting to commemorate the famous 9 - 1 win. Tom Dawson Photograph: guardian.co.uk

"Wigan's manager is Defoe under the kosh now".Brian Crawford Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Chris Simmons goes all Pedro Almodóvar on us as he plots Martínez's directorial debut Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Not quite the perfect 10,' chortles Rob Moline Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And Brian Corcoran rounds things off: '"Can we turn this season around? Yes, Wigan!" orates Roberto. He'll try anything to inspire his bedraggled team these days' Photograph: guardian.co.uk