Roberto Di Matteo

'Roberto is in Seventh Heaven at the moment,' snickers Douglas Fenech, whose gag works much better if you've heard of the TV show, which we hadn't. We're getting the box set now though Photograph: Photomontage

'Roberto announces the new Baggies mascot will be called Mr Bigglesworth,' says Carl Creek Photograph: Photomontage

Sanjay Kalideen reckons Roberto looks like the late, great Frank Sidebottom Photograph: Photomontage

Paul Berry has discovered how Roberto will keep his yo-yo club up Photograph: Photomontage

'An early Christmas present for Roberto or a subtle hint from the Baggie boys?' ponders Morgan Jones Photograph: Photomontage

'Since encouraging results against Arsenal and Manchester United, Roberto is at home with the big guns,' chortles Benji Inwood Photograph: Photomontage

John Barry has discovered who put the boing boing into the Baggies Photograph: Photomontage

'Baggie Birds boss Roberto Di Matteo successfully launches himself at the top four, while avoiding the yo-yo,' parps Ed Howard. He reckons Roberto's head is similar to a character out of Angry Birds, see Photograph: Photomontage