Robbie Savage

Adrian Moore has a chilling vision of the future for an unsuspecting east Midlands city Photograph: /x

"One is a peroxide blonde and a mincing girl's blouse, the other is a drag queen," titters John Barry Photograph: /x

"Later in the season, Derby County fans realised there had been an ulterior motive behind Paul Jewell's signing of Premier League pin-up Robbie 'Goldilocks' Savage..." says Martin Nicholson Photograph: /x

Polar bear and chips? “I know, he attracts a lot of bad press, but go on, tell me it didn’t cross your mind,” says Michael McGrath Photograph: /x

Martin Myers knows we're a sucker for a muppet. "The quantum physicist [that'll be Dr Bunsen Honeydew] opened the box to see if Robbie Savage really could start a fight in an empty room" Photograph: /x

"Savage has long hair. Long hair is for girls. Savage is a girl," says the crew-cutted (or possibly balding) Christopher Reed Photograph: /x

"Derby switch to a more defensive formation" chortles Martin O'Neill Photograph: x

David Broome might be just be a Birmingham fan who can't let it go Photograph: /x

Now come on Tom Leonard - thanks to a waterlogged Hillsborough Derby are still in the FA Cup Photograph: /x

There's nothing much to say down here as Edward Egerton's put it all in his picture Photograph: /x

Apparently there is a character with long hair in the popular TV series Lost, hence Taka Kataoka's effort here Photograph: /x

"After surviving Danny Mills' attempt to throttle him, these two slippery characters proved no match for the Welsh wonder," offers Jonathan Smart Photograph: /x