Robbie Keane

Reuben Duffy finds proof that Keane has always been a Liverpool fan at heart. And also offers a pleasant rhyming couplet. Photograph: n/a/n/a

"Moses said, 'Go Forth.' St. Robbie said, 'We did last year, this year we will come first!'" John Barry is either optimistic or hoping for a miracle. Photograph: n/a/n/a

"Comical amounts of money have been spent on Keano," titters Ian Hudson. Photograph: n/a/n/a

"Looks like Rafa forgot to wear his glasses." Connor and Ben McClean team up to provide something that'll have Liverpool fans either choking with rage, or wistfully musing "If only". Photograph: n/a/n/a

Stephen Garman's young Robbie seems to be having a rather frightening (and rather blurry) vision of the future. Photograph: n/a/n/a

Richard Marsden might not be a Liverpool fan. "The Irish journeyman is definitely taking Liverpool on the 'Road To Nowhere' after Ramos ding-dang-does one with their entire transfer kitty." Photograph: n/a/n/a

Reuben Duffy's second effort is perhaps the most inventive in this week's inbox. At first we thought it was a Robbie Keane butterfly emerging from his Spurs chrysallis. But, no. It's a banana. Photograph: n/a/n/a