Robbie Keane

"Will this be the big Christmas hit or sold off in the January sales," wonders Neil Pollock. Photograph: /x

"Let me guess, this is the 126th Keane entry you've had," says Matt Clark. Ah, don't do yourself down, Matt. It's the 125th. Photograph: /x

John Barry reckons this popped up on Sky Sports Classics. If such a channel exists. Photograph: /x

"What are the chances of finding a film called Keane," asks Alan Neill. Around 100%. Photograph: /x

"Along with half a billion people in over 200 countries worldwide," muses Vinapaddy, "Ramos had just about enough of Robbie's lame goal celebrations." Photograph: / x

Paddy O'Gorman goes into great detail about how the false teeth represent Robbie's bluntness in front of goal and his similarity to a whining OAP and a thousand other things we couldn't fit i Photograph: /x

"This season, poor old Robbie has been carrying the weight of White Hart Lane on his shoulders," giggles Morgan Jones Photograph: /x

"His goal celebration reflected the uncanny similarity between his shooting and his bowmanship," sighs Roy Ward. Photograph: /x