If you hate the elusive white bastard of the sea that is Migaloo (which could not be us, no siree!) I’ve got some delightful news for you: wildlife scientists think he could be dead. But if you love him, he may also still be alive, swimming happily with his whale friends!
While us humans are looking for the least emo-looking pair of fingerless gloves to wear in this chilly weather, humpback whales are swimming up Australia’s east and west coasts to fuck and suck each other’s blowholes out and breed more whales.
But there’s one beast the whale fandom hasn’t seen en route to root: Sir Migaloo.
Sure, you’re always going to get a Migaloo truther who thinks they’ve spotted the fair fella. It was only a few months ago that a Queensland teenager saw an albino whale