Ricky van Wolfswinkel | The Gallery

'He huffed, he puffed, he has already tied Danny Welbeck's tally last season!' chortles Mr Sweaters Photograph: Photomontage

'Ricky van Wolfswinkel may well find himself part of Alan's next Hot Topic,' a-has Jack Palmer Photograph: Photomontage

'Kramer from Seinfeld's latest caper managed to get him a gig at Norwich with his Van Wolfswinkel alias. George's attempt with Vanderlay were less successful - despite his physique bearing an uncanny resemblance to Andy Reid,' laughs Jonathan Rogers Photograph: Photomontage

'Entry for the V Wolfswinkle gallery,' emails Vince Wayne, adhering to our plea for a caption but not going much further than that Photograph: Photomontage

'Oh dear God. This is what daytime television does to a man,' sighs Daragh McCann Photograph: Photomontage

'Power to the people - Wolfie arrives in Norwich,' chortles Al Balmer Photograph: Photomontage

'Rickeeeeey!' screams Ben Parry Photograph: Photomontage