Rickie Lambert | The Gallery

'Rickie Lambert credits Alan "Marjorie" Pardew for making him a better professional with improved diet and fitness regime,' chortles Mike Taylor Photograph: Photomontage

'He's a has-been battler with one dream left ... and one last chance,' reckons Jack Palmer, riffing on Rocky Photograph: Photomontage

'The new look Saints striking partnership is your classic case of the Odd Couple,' reckons that man again, Jack Palmer Photograph: Photmontage

'Rickie Lambert took on board Roy Hodgson’s advice not to forget his ‘roots,' guffaws Gavin Harrison Photograph: Photomontage

John O'Donnell also riffs on Rickie's past life in a beetroot bottling factory. Photograph: Photomontage

'Rickie Lambert plays the hero to save Roy,' chuckles Abhay Sawhney Photograph: Photmontage

'To enter the mind of a Striker she must challenge the mind of a Saint,' hoots Jack Palmer. Again. Photograph: Photomontage

'The Great Escape: Mr. Lambert leaves his dark, satanic mill - leaving others to ponder their misfortune,' sniggers Niels Rysz Olsen Photograph: Photmontage