Monkey's "you couldn't make it up (but unfortunately he has)" department: Richard Littlejohn spews more scorn on the BBC today "revealing" to Daily Mail readers that the corporation had "commissioned left-wing playwright Jimmy McGovern to rework the Nativity. No doubt in this modern version … " Alas we don't have the space for LJ's punchline, which is only slightly spoiled by the fact that it is Tony Jordan - the creative force behind EastEnders, Life on Mars and many others - and not McGovern who has scripted BBC1's Nativity. Littlejohn is following the wrong star.
