Apparently Richard Dawkins does not exist – which is awkward, given everything he says about God.
Confusing cosmic glitch pic.twitter.com/kQeu6L3OVe
— Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) July 30, 2015
Dawkins is one of the latest Twitter users to have “disappeared”.
Although messages about people not existing on the social network are legitimate when users have deleted their accounts, recently there has been a spate of tweeters being erased. These disappearances – without warning – can cause sudden panic and in some cases existential crises.
This happened to me this month. The only reason I didn’t fret was that I had seen other people tweeting about it over the course of the past few weeks. A few minutes later, I reappeared. Phew.
Some users, however, have been alarmed. I imagine them spreading their hands out in front of them, checking flesh and bone:
Why does my Twitter keep telling me I don't exist😟
— Beth❀ (@xbeth_axe) August 3, 2015
So...Twitter is telling me I don't exist again...but I'm pretty sure I do? Don't I? Do I? Am I? I am? I'm a? Ma I? ?!?!?
— Cara Theobold (@CaraTheobold) July 20, 2015
Something weird happening on my Twitter. It's saying I don't exist? Can anyone see this?
— Glynis Barber (@MsGlynisBarber) July 25, 2015
Twitter keeps telling me that I don't exist 😭
— MissKellieMc ❤️ (@IAmKellieMc) August 2, 2015
Why does my Twitter say I don't exist?
— Ellis PGUK Partner (@EllisBashford1) August 3, 2015
Others have been dismayed that their profile picture has been replaced with an egg:
I've been replaced by a grey egg! I'd at least like to pick the colour Twitter if you're gonna tell me I don't exist pic.twitter.com/qaBLEEoigW
— ChrisHawkswell, EP07 (@LAS_TacAdvisor) August 3, 2015
Some are very *nail painting emoji* about the entire thing:
Twitter needs to stop telling me I don't exist...
— ⠀ (@ODAKA93) August 3, 2015
When Twitter tells me I don't exist I'm just like come onnnnnnnnn low blow
— Rat (@UpdatesKelly) August 2, 2015
But then there are those who are just emotional:
wish my Twitter would stop telling me I don't exist because CLEARLY I fucking do
— erin (@erinmillerr) August 2, 2015
My Twitter says I don't exist. 😪 Is my existence that irrelevant ffs
— bbtm (@txhirxh) August 3, 2015
We contacted Twitter about those mysteriously vanishing, but so far the company is none the wiser, and has promised to investigate. We’re totally spooked by this – and it’s at least three months until Halloween.
Until we find out what’s happening, this is us:
Have you been disappeared? Let us know in the comments below