There's a simian theme to the reviews this week. Donkey Kong is the star of the show, proving once again that we should think ourselves lucky that we'll only have to work to 94 (or thereabouts) to receive a decent pension. In videogame years (a bit like dog years, but with more pixels) Mr Kong has long qualified for pensionable status. But judging by the reviews there is life in the old ape yet. First up is King of Swing on the Game Boy Advance, which Rhianna thankfully/sadly assures us does not involve, "suburban housewives in furry mules and M&S negligees"...
Rather this is a solid platform game despite occasionally causing some, "GBA Rage moments". The other Kong game is Jungle Beat, the latest bongo game for the Gamecube. However, this isn't a rhythm game, but rather a platformer that uses the drums to move. Hit the left one to go left, clap to stun opponents - you get the idea. Despite some reservations over length Steve Boxer was positive. "Ultimately, it provides a burst of pure gaming joy" he said.
Those indifferent to DK's charms will be interested in the final review - Shadow of Rome. This gladiatorial Roman romp is a mixed bag, with enjoyably gory combat interspersed with tedious stealth sections. But if you fancy dressing up as Russell Crowe and getting your toga bloody there is no better option on PS2.