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Remy: Choosin' Texas (Ella Langley Parody)

Remy has friends in low (tax) places.

Parody of Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas, written and performed by Remy. Mastering and backing vocals by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS:

Just when I thought he loved our singleMile of high-speed railOur water supply for fires that isBasically a pail

Doesn't he love our various high taxes?On income, property, car, and gases?

He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's two-stepping 'round the roomAnd judging by the tax assessment on his placeHe's probably leaving soon

It doesn't take a crystal ball to seeThere's needles on the sidewalk of this streetSmoking crack all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell

Netanyahu should be arrestedThat's what I declare!What meeting's this guy leading?He's in charge of pothole repair

He always loved not getting robbed in the morningWe should've taken that as a warning

He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's high-fiving every dudeAnd judging by this meeting of the PTAThe U-Haul's coming soon

It doesn't take ten Flock cameras to seeWe let folks use the bathroom on the street

Taking craps all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell

Oh no!

There's a new meals tax as well?He's choosin' Texas, I can tell

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