Yesterday a barista asked what milk I wanted with my coffee. I told him, “I have a child” even though I do not, in fact, have a child. MAFS has ruined me.
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I HAVE A CHILDTitanicDuncan James dumping her assChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.