'Dominoes isn't always a great game for the short-sighted,' warns Stoush GibbonsPhotograph: Photomontage'This has been available for download since March,' writes Arsene ParceliePhotograph: Photomontage'Ally McCoist despairs as his only keeper suffers a nasty injury in a key league clash at East Fife (before he notices that Neil Lennon is one of the stretcher bearers),' says Brian CooperPhotograph: Photomontage
'Please see my entry for the future of Rangers competition,' deadpans Russell McLean in this simple but effective effortPhotograph: Photomontage'In 2212 AD (roughly) the combined efforts of Captain Kirk, Han Solo, the Doctor and Ally McCoist in space suit with laser canon eyes will not be able to stop mankind's extinction. Unless Fifa invests in anti-football space defence platforms the future of Rangers and indeed Earth will be oblivion. STOP FOOTBALL.' We're not quite sure where Ethan Mackintosh is going with this but we like his enthusiasm Photograph: Photomontage'I've heard a rumour that some of the players have been offered the chance to star in a remake of this kids' classic,' whispers Stewart SmithPhotograph: PhotomontageGavin McCoy reckons Ally McCoist has 99 problems but the pitch ain't onePhotograph: Photomontage'Rangers have cut their losses and headed down south, recruiting the St Joseph's Under 11s football team. With the Guardian's Sean Ingle, as captain (centre with ball), heading the charge back up the M6!' sniggers Gary Ward, presumably an old 'friend'Photograph: Photomontage
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