A randy couple have been caught in the act engaged in a lewd sex act in their garden.
Unbelieving neighbours in Ayrshire filmed the brazen pair in what appears to be an outdoor oral sex session.
The man can be seen sitting on a bench while a woman kneels in front of him with her head buried in his lap.
At one point a dog ambles past them, blissfully unaware of what's going on nearby.
Giving a brilliant running commentary from next door, the giggling cameraman can be heard off-screen saying: "You’re f*****g enjoying that aren’t you! You dirty dog… you dirty dog."
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In one hilarious moment, a stunned neighbour is lost for words as she surveys the scene in the driveway between the two houses.
She then turns to the camera, points over at the pair and then proceeds to confront them.
But the fella doesn't seem too put off as they appear to continue their very public display of affection.
He then appears to say something to the woman in purple, before smirking and turning his attention back to the lady between his legs.
The cameraman then adds "You dirty b*****d. He doesn't even care!" before breaking down in more fits of laughter.