Raheem Sterling | The Gallery

'With an unflinching professionalism Huw Edwards delivered the news to a tense nation,' toots Paul Stevens Photograph: Photomontage

'Raheem ain't no joke … but Cantona is,' raps Gavin Harrison Photograph: Photomontage

'This is called a neuralyzer. This red eye here will isolate the electronic impulses in your brain, more specifically the ones for memory. Even more specifically the LFC results from the past eight years,' hoots Paul Bradley Photograph: Photomontage

'Good luck trying to outrun Raheem …' warns Chris Reilly Photograph: Photomontage

'RAAA!-Him Stir-ling' hoots Matt Byron Photograph: Photomontage

'Kop-abunga' shouts JOhn O'Donnell Photograph: Photomontage