'The villainous Benítez has arrived at Stamford Bridge just in time for the panto season,' boos and hisses Stewart SmithPhotograph: PhotomontageIt's behind you. This courtesy of Malcolm JonesPhotograph: PhotomontageDavid Rees's head may also be about to appear on a plate after he failed to provide a captionPhotograph: Photomontage
'McKayla is not impressed with the new manager,' announces David BraleyPhotograph: PhotomontageCraig Bryant upholds the Gallery's fine tradition of disturbing depictions of Fernando TorresPhotograph: Photomontage'It will be brief, but maybe not so romantic,' muses Jack PalmerPhotograph: PhotomontageJack De'Ath is clearly a bigger fan of the Simpsons than poor RafaPhotograph: PhotomontageKoichiro Yamamura kindly offers our protagonist protection from the Stamford Bridge slursPhotograph: Photomontage'I'm not sure this managerial appointment will deliver the free-flowing attacking football that Abramovich so desires,' reports Rowan AverillPhotograph: PhotomontageDavid Geno reckons Rafa's appointment was lost in translationPhotograph: Photomontage'When hearing they'd appointed a Spanish waiter, Chelsea fans were duly concerned,' parps Jonathan PereraPhotograph: PhotomontageGeoff Morley's entry is 'heading for the exit after only three games' – and also a cinema near you soonPhotograph: Photomontage'Like Rambo when he returns from Vietnam, Rafa is alone,' narrates Cesar Souto. 'He doesn't understand why he's booed and despised'Photograph: PhotomontageAndrew Dean presents 'Rafa and Roman's Bridge to Nowhere'Photograph: PhotomontageMarcial Lavina rounds things off with an image that will most likely keep you awake tonightPhotograph: Photomontage
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