Radamel Falcao | The Gallery

'Not content with topping Europe's goal scoring charts, Radamel's dropping one of the As in his surname and is launching an assault on the Euro hit parade,' parps Shane Largan, inevitably Photograph: Guardian

David Hodges imagines Falcao as Columbo Photograph: Photomontage

Dom Birdsall reckons Falcao is too hot to handle right now Photograph: Photomontage

'Talkative petrol station assistants and makeshift Manchester defences beware, chances are Roman Abramovich will have a few roubles to toss around this January,' warns Luke O'Duffy Photograph: Photomontage

Jack Palmer imagines the Ride of the Falcaories Photograph: Photomontage

Ian Jones is looking forward to this shopping outing in Manchester this winter Photograph: Photomontage

'Warner Bros have bought the rights to the 4-1 mauling,' giggles James Tyler Photograph: Photomontage

"Akira Kurosawa once said 'Man is a genius when he is dreaming'". Tom Field goes highbrow on us Photograph: Photomontage

Mark Picavant has picked up the scent of a bidding war Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Richard Smeeton: 'Falcao, a Colombian striker not to be be confused with the Falcor the dragon from The Neverending Story. But, hang on just imagine those two up front' Photograph: Photomontage