Dave Cameron tries to explain the plan to charge people for parking at supermarkets. Tough love, Dave, tough love. It seems, however, that many of us would prefer a gentler kind of love.
'I don't intend to direct past the age of 60; then I will become a novelist.'
Another 16 years, Quentin Tarantino? Given recent notices, audiences might suggest you pick up your quill a little earlier.
'I hear Kate has a new man. That's fantastic - good for her. As long as he's not like that arsehole Pete.'
It's often said that a good friend should be candid. Let's hope Kate Moss appreciates Naomi Campbell's bracing advice.
'I hope to be able to speak to people my age about how important it is for us to become involved in the world's future.'
Admirably caring, that young, thrusting, etc, Sam Branson. And his dad Richard's keen to help, so Virgin is bringing out Sam's diaries of a recent trip to the Arctic. Sweet.
