Quirky Christmas gifts alert

So what wacky Christmas gifts have you been sent - or are you sending - this year? Monkey only asks after a recycled toilet roll turned up in the post from the good people of Lida, part of the M&C Saatchi group. "We've sent you last year's Christmas card," it says on the front. "Happy Christmas from everyone at Lida." Ho ho ho. Ad agency Karmarama sent us six mince pies, but with a difference. "Mince pie roulette," it says on the front. "Five buttery pastries filled with delicious mincemeat . . . and one laced with something REALLY REALLY HOT!" Get it? 23Red - it's a brand communications agency, as if you didn't know - posted us some Plasticine, with a mission to turn it into something interesting, send them back a picture and see if you can win a prize! Oh, the excitement. But can you do better in the quirky Christmas pressie/PR stunt stakes? Let us know at monkey@mediaguardian.co.uk.