What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Away from the crowd, in a mood of open clarity.
What is your greatest fear?
The death of my - no, it is not even possible to write it down.
What is your greatest extravagance?
I buy a lot of art. I have put a lot of this in my other extravagance, a 14th-century house in France.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
So I write 'double chin', then everyone I meet quietly checks it out - no, thanks.
What is your most treasured possession?
Did I mention the house in France? However, that which I could hardly bear to lose would be my computer files.
What is your most unappealing habit?
My wife says I leave toothpaste around my mouth. My eldest daughter says I put my tongue out when I eat.
What is your favourite smell?
Lavender. It reminds me of teenage romance.
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
I should feel more guilt. I'm quite indulgent.
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
I once looked on as a slightly simple boy at school was bullied. One could try apologising to the victims of white male Europeans.
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Is Margaret Thatcher still living? War aside, I think Blair's critics have short memories.
When did you last cry, and why?
Yesterday in the village church. My three-year-old and I lit candles for my parents. I don't think she noticed.
How do you relax?
I don't much. I smoke occasionally. I think I only relax in France.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
I think it's very important to be kind. Concentration is a great tool. And, as my genius college tutor often said, 'Fuck 'em.'
