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The Guardian - UK
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Proof that long hair makes good heavy metal

Metallica hair length graph
Spurious correlations like this could one day guide the entire music industry. Photograph: thegauntlet.com

"Hair are your aerials," Withnail and I's demonic dealer Danny once mused. "They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the bwain." According to this bwilliant post on thegauntlet.com, hair-length may also contribute towards the rockingness of one's metal, too.

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