Professor John Bahnzaf fears inauguration toilet crisis

Here is in alarming and journalistically important report from MSNBC about a certain Professor John Bahnzaf, and his concern that an underprovision of portable toilets will cause an otherwise glorious inauguration to descend into a chaotic and unpleasant mess, in which some men will be tempted to resort to "the old Coke-can-under-a-scarf trick". This is apparently an old trick involving a Coke can and a scarf -- and urine, presumably, although Professor John Bahnzaf coyly does not say. The inauguration is, as we already know, the biggest portable restroom event in United States history, and yet still apparently the facilities might not prove sufficient. This demonstrates that Barack Obama has failed America. [MSNBC]