
 Now, I’m taking this bit of gossip with a hefty grain of salt.
Don’t get me wrong — I am firmly pro-pegging.
But the thought of any members of the royal family being into anything other than your classic missionary is absolutely baffling to me. I can’t quite believe it.
I suppose at least they’d be able to afford the really, really fancy lube.
That being said, I’ve always imagined the beds in the royal palaces to be really uncomfortable.
Like, you know when you sleep over at your Nan’s house and the mattress is somehow both smushed as a deflated marshmallow and hard as a plank? Not really a sexy vibe if you ask me.
				
			
The anon post led to #PrinceOfPegging trending on Twitter, which in turn has led to many, many boomers googling “pegging” for the first time.
Look, it’s never too late to explore your sexuality and learn something new!
Now, I’m taking this bit of gossip with a hefty grain of salt.
Don’t get me wrong — I am firmly pro-pegging.
But the thought of any members of the royal family being into anything other than your classic missionary is absolutely baffling to me. I can’t quite believe it.
I suppose at least they’d be able to afford the really, really fancy lube.
That being said, I’ve always imagined the beds in the royal palaces to be really uncomfortable.
Like, you know when you sleep over at your Nan’s house and the mattress is somehow both smushed as a deflated marshmallow and hard as a plank? Not really a sexy vibe if you ask me.
				
			
The anon post led to #PrinceOfPegging trending on Twitter, which in turn has led to many, many boomers googling “pegging” for the first time.
Look, it’s never too late to explore your sexuality and learn something new!
Didn’t expect to wake up to see #PrinceOfPegging trending.
— Lit & Knits | Brittney (@litandknits) July 28, 2022
Did I then spend 30 minutes explaining it in excruciating detail to my very reluctant husband while making our coffee? Very much yes.
I’ve just woken up to see prince of pegging is trending. What is this all about? What is “pegging”? Should I Google it? I asked my teenage son and he said “no mum, don’t do that”.
— LadyC (@LadyCaroline69) July 28, 2022
Buckingham Palace interns having to explain #PrinceOfPegging to the Queen… pic.twitter.com/M0UvPz2tum
— Boom The Brazen Hussy (@TheDuchessBoom) July 28, 2022
Prince William . Yahoo!Life The CrownLot of boomers learning what pegging means today #PrinceOfPegging
— Bella Anselmo (@bellaanselmoo) July 29, 2022
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